Faux-tend 

The act of logging onto a zoom meeting but not actually being at the meeting.

I don’t really want to go to the meeting so I am going to faux-tend.

Faux-tend by RachelRoxxx September 16, 2020

Faux Fart 

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.

Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.

Faux Fart by A. Massey October 3, 2020

faux fall 

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

faux fall by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020

Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.

Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!

Faux Manchu by word smith January 27, 2021

Faux-liage 

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.

Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!

Faux-liage by CathieT March 10, 2021

Faux Prep 

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize

Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight

Faux Prep by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021

Faux Feminism

A misunderstanding that feminism devalues males and disregards that males are also subject to the patriarchy.

Faux feminism divides men and women, while feminism focuses on equality

Faux Feminism by Cutie Supreme June 25, 2021