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Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.
Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021
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Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face
Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021
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chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.
Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?
by Becky#1 September 14, 2021
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Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.
"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"
by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021
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facial waster

A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.
Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.

Yeah. She's such a facial waster.
by _s3v3r July 31, 2021
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facial

this word has a dirty side in the porn industry when the women is opening her mouth as a sign of having lots of fun or sometimes hurting when the movie want's you to believe that and at the end when the man cum's on the women's face some people call that a facial too
1- this movie has a great facial in it you should

watch it

2- look at her facial reaction she is so good at acting
by General Shepherd -_- June 19, 2021
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Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.
"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game
by Solpiercer August 21, 2013
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