An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.
An Ethan is someone who slates women because he can’t get one. He is easily spotable due to being a massive virgin. When in groups, Ethan grown in strength becoming an increasingly largenarcissistic nobhead. Stay safe, avoid Ethan’s.
A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.