elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

by Matt June 17, 2004

essephar

A legion of élite highwaymen, pirates, and other judicial vigilantes, who are inevitably on the wrong side of the powers that be, and yet not for the purpose of working against them. Often unsung heroes, misunderstood, lovable rogues, who do not reveal all their cards until precisely the right moment. Never to be underestimated, crossed, or taken lightly, these highly-trained avengers are snake-like in their infiltration, hulk-like in their revealed presence, and armageddon-like in their destruction of their target.

Origins: The Dalnet #SmokeFilledRoom which housed the initial conspirators; the first essephar council. Now to be found on irc://irc.irchighway.net/#smokefilledroom fighting the good fight in one way or another.

Also:
essepharon - member of essephar
essepharesque - similar to essephar
essepharian victory - victory in the style of essephar
essephar council - the core of essephar, original and senior members

1. An essepharian victory was enjoyed by the 22nd Regiment as they entered the base of the enemy and liquidated all hostiles.
2. The Magnificent Seven are a veritable essephar council.
3. Essephar operations are feared the world over.

by ivan July 13, 2003

elephant vagina

Having a huge, hairy, gray, wrinkled mass of flesh with a hole in it for urination and copulation.

Damn, bitch! You done fucked so many dudes, you got an elephant vagina!

by biggerfibber November 23, 2013

white elephant

1. the obese white women preferred by African American males.

Brothers who date white chicks are usually just thinning the herd of white elephants.

by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

elephant shit

shit of the elephant.
lance walter's favorite food

1. eww there is smelly elephant shit all over my car

2.lance:omfg that is the tastiest elephant ive ever tasted!!

by anoneemouse November 14, 2004

elephant pussy

a vaginal condition resulting in large, swelled or immflamed labia and clitoris. The clitoris has swelled so large it hangs down between the equally enlarged labia. The resulting effect appears like a baby elephant's head in the woman's panties.

This condition has been known to occur from overuse of hormones and/or steroids, as well as multiple bombardments by a fat fucking cock which results in the engorgement of the clitoris and streching of the pootie lips

vic : "Damn Kid, I walked by Brit and you could she her elephant pussy hanging out of her skirt!"

Kidpro: "Yeah Brah, I dicked her for 7 hours last night. Her pussy was DeVaStAtEd!"

by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008

elephant walk

a dance often used for hazing where a group of guys form a strait line and grab the erect cock of the guy in front of them. they then walk a in a circle.

i'm glad my frat doesnt make pledges elephant walk

by luis April 16, 2003