roach eyes

someone with eyes that are small and brown with ugly eyelashes that make their eyes look like roaches.

"hey did you see ellie today?"
"the girl with roach eyes?"
"yeah"

by EllieForPrison2k16 December 3, 2016

ghost for an eyeball

the beholder who has a ghost for an eyeball is a crazy man or woman that sees things out of the ordinary. they are fucking crazy.

I have a ghost for an eyeball

by CheVelle 50 December 10, 2021

balls-eye view

A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.

He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....

by ring-tailed roarer May 19, 2010

glad eye

To look at someone seductively and/or in a way that suggests you find them sexually attractive.

Sometimes verges on leering.

"Oh my god! Did you see the way John looked at you when you walked in the door? He was TOTALLY giving you the glad eye!"

by Quislingite January 12, 2006

Bombastic Side Eye

when someone says or does something really weird or uncomfortable towards you or others,
or themself !

me : *sees someone*
me : “ummm.. bombastic side eye”

by 3.141590 March 1, 2023

Eye Strainer

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.

Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

glazed eyes

When you eyes don't appear to be focused on anything, but rather staring into oblivion. Can be further emphasized if the person has been staring in the same direction long enough that moisture has built up on the eye, causing a slightly more glassy effect.

I was telling him about the new TPS reports this morning, but I feel like he wasn't even listening to me. He had glazed eyes and he didn't appear to be focused on my interesting dialog on TPS reports.

by Bluepanda January 31, 2008