Dutch Bastard

In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."

Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard

by Darkrai227 January 21, 2010

Dutch Gift

a gift of something you like that you give to somebody, so you can have it/some yourself

"Here is a lovely box of chocolates. Open them up and give me one!"
"Hey, it's a Dutch Gift!"

by R Hare October 21, 2008

dutch punch

A punch you deliver to a third party on behalf of a friend or significant other who is either unwilling or unable to deliver swift, five-knuckled justice. Also known as dutch knuckles.

When Johnny called Sheena a liar, Casey dutch punched him because Sheena was too angry to speak.

by unicornhorn July 13, 2010

Dutch Cufflinks

When a Gentleman inserts a fist into both a Lady's holes at the same time.

As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;

"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."

Gentleman: 'I'm gonna stick a fist in her fanny and a fist in her arse, and wear her like a pair of Dutch cufflinks...'

by southpaw6 May 4, 2011

Dutch Oven

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.

I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?

by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Dutch door

A door, usually a front door, with am upper and a lower half that can be opened aor locked together and seperately.

His girlfriend was waiting for him in the Dutch door, leaning on the lower part while the top half was open.

by Daanweb November 13, 2011