Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

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Donald Trump

That one soggy, deformed, disgusting Cheeto that is left at the bottom of your bag. You want to throw it away but end up eating it even though it was horrible......... After eating it and choosing it you feel like you betrayed yourself for what you have done to everyone around around you.

Donald Trump fucking sucks dick!
Donald Trump is like an old misty bag of Cheetos!

by poopfart999 December 1, 2017

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Donald Trump

Fucking someone’s ass while they try to shit, but your dick acts as the WALL preventing the Illegals from “exiting” Mexico.

Dan: How was your date last night?

You: man she’s insane, she forced me to do a Donald Trump on her last night.

Dan: Damn dude did you at least wear a condom?

You: Hell no, momma ain’t raise no pussy.

by TheRiceFarm November 14, 2017

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Donald Trump

Another way of saying orange faced dick head that thinks walls are good for the soul
Also a way to call people a huge Motherfucker

" you're such a donald trump " they said to the person being an assface.

by Yuri Cartof December 31, 2017

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Donald Trump

The best president ever. Who knew a carrot could be such a good president. Hopefully one day are supreme leader will prove that the moon landings were fake that 9/11 was planned by the Illuminati and that we should wear tinfoil caps so that when aliens try to take over our world they can't brainwash us.

Donald Trump is the best president ever and one day he will prove that Obama is a part of the Reptilian Brotherhood and that Doritos were made by the Illuminati

by A kid who knows a thing or two July 14, 2017

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