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does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011
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does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic
?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?
by J. @kins May 6, 2008
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does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites
wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!
by miracle monkey boy September 2, 2005
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Where does he get off?

To ask what is somebody thinking or does he think he is better than everybody else?
Jen: Matt was talking shit about your girlfreind
Dan: Oh serious? Where does he get off?
by Varcoe January 13, 2009
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Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.
America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?
by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012
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NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!
Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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