dork

Verb = to dork: slightly and unintentionally or accidentally misadjust or bring out of correct alignment

Adjective = dorked: tweaked, misaligned, off

"I sat on my glasses and dorked them." Or, "Yesterday I dorked my back while lifting bags of cement."

"The door rubs in one corner because the frame is dorked."

by Skeezix May 3, 2006

doek

1. A disgusting person lacking in intelligence
2. All around horid person; a waste of carbon
stupid
moron

Paul is such a doek, I can't stand being around him.

Haha, look at that doek!

by Sunshine March 9, 2005

doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

by thedude222 October 14, 2009

doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

dorkamite

a stupid child

Martine is a dorkamite

by Martine March 22, 2003

dorkaronus

noun - a person that is so stupid that they don't even know they are a dork.

The character in a movie who does stupid shit is a dorkaronus.

by satirehue November 14, 2007

Dorkapotomas

A woman who is completely clueless that she is socially retarded.

Ariana is such a dorkapotomas. She has like no friends!

by Stinky fred April 14, 2009