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T diddle

A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.
Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle
by A D O N February 11, 2019
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Trampoline Diddler

A new swearword able to dodge the Youtube demonetisation scheme.
Created by Ciaran Carlin in his bedroom 2019
Stephen tries smells l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ like a trampoline diddler
by zaackingdom March 21, 2019
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Wongle diddley dongle

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself
Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.
by Lord Dongle Diddley Dongle -JW September 25, 2019
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baby diddler

A cho-mo a cathholic priest that parts the alterboys hair while getting his dick sucked and saying bless you my child bless you......A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER NAMED CHESTER THE MOLESTER
That Catholic priest is a baby diddler i heard he touched jimmy while parting his hair and saying bless you my child
by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019
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King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.
I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump
by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020
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Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.
It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.
by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020
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Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men
I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.
by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021
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