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dead hand

Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.
After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.
by Smileyguy December 28, 2005
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Dead Rising blow job

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.
"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."
by showmethefever September 21, 2011
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dead man fucking

When you do something to your girl (like cheat on her) and you have to get one last fuck with her before she finds out and kicks you out.
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
Oh man, I fucked up... I better start dead man fucking before Shelly finds out...
by BlaineRick March 28, 2015
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dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused
I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention
by mitch00uk April 1, 2015
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Dead Rose

Adjective used in describing ones disposition.

Chaotic thoughts, a raging storm of emotions but seemingly professional in approach.
by deadrøse April 22, 2018
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Dead Body

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster
by Kurt April 30, 2004
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Dead or Alive

DOA is a series of fighting games. DOA1 was made using Virtua Fighter engine, the Saturn version of DOA1 is better than the Playstation version, which has no backdrops.
DOA2 is the best of the series.
DOA Volleyball is actually quite a subversive game; how many games can make boys interested in what girls wear?
It has shown many males why girls are so picky with clothes! And there are many females who are not offended by it at all, and happily play the game.
Of the DOA girls, the adorable Hitomi is in my view the prettiest, because she looks like a real girl.
If anything, the game is sexist against men; the male characters are reduced to a supporting role, and are rather dull.
The Dreamcast version of Dead Or Alive 2 is graphically superior to the rubbish PS2 version.

Hitomi is the sweetest and cutest DOA girl, and the most real.
by A Guy February 5, 2005
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