A slight rip and/or gaping tear in one's jeans within a nine-inch radius of one's chode and/or chodegina
by tlshd October 18, 2010
The gnome.
Illuminati.
Ur mum m8.
Shrek.
Old People.
Y tho.
Bcuz.
Pepe.
Nicolas Cage.
Bill Nye.
Patrick.
Arthur.
Bernie.
Harold.
Scooby Doo.
Jimmy Neutron.
Spongebob.
Thomas The Train.
Illuminati.
Ur mum m8.
Shrek.
Old People.
Y tho.
Bcuz.
Pepe.
Nicolas Cage.
Bill Nye.
Patrick.
Arthur.
Bernie.
Harold.
Scooby Doo.
Jimmy Neutron.
Spongebob.
Thomas The Train.
Dank Memes are Donald Trump
by Dave Stridork May 14, 2016
Dude, my mom found my dank bank last night. Shes pissed.
Hey man wanna burn? I'm tryin to find my brothers dank bank.
Hey man wanna burn? I'm tryin to find my brothers dank bank.
by SAMFROMVANCWA August 16, 2008
by Hella Dank Boy August 03, 2008
dank twank is when a females crotch smells so horrific it makes you want to vomit all over her face.
by HaZe_313 April 01, 2007
The best of the best, the dankest of the dank, whether it be powder in the mountains, mary jane in your bowl, or anything exceedingly danky...
by Daddy D April 14, 2006
Any type of weed, USUALLY chronic or purple kush, that has been properly cured and dried for a long period of time. It is called STANKY DANK because when MJ Dealers grow, they usually will quick dry by throwing their weed in an oven or by other methods; when it is cured and dried properly the weed will keep the optimal potency, taste, and smell.
by CAPN November 28, 2004