Danger Week

Slightly longer than one week; it is the English half-term holidays between February 9th and February 18th. It is named 'Danger Week' as the amount of alcohol consumed and laws broken on this week is enough to kill any man.

Holy shit, we're gonna die on Danger Week! There's nothing safe about it!!

by Lager December 9, 2008

dangerous load

This is when a male has the ability to have sex with anything in the area. They will significantly drop their standards to get some sex. This is because they are carrying a dangerous sperm load that will have the man regretting his decision the next day.

Usually happens when going out at night and having a few alcoholic beverages. Can be prevented by masturbating if the feeling of a dangerous load comes across.

Guy1: I think I have a few broken ribs from riding that fat girl last night.
Guy2: Yeah, you did have a dangerous load.

Guy1: Woah, check out the hot chick that just walked in.
Guy2: Dude! Thats your sister.
Guy1: I think I might hit that tonight.
Guy2: You better go home now before you do something with that dangerous load you have.

by cunnazee December 20, 2008

Dangerous Doney

Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.

"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"

by MinaDeKiller January 3, 2009

danger wank

When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.

I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Dirty Dangler

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015

fast and danger

leet, ubar irl, fast like gleam the cube

I have two sides, one happy, one anger. You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger

by yeah January 16, 2003

dangler party

A public gathering for penises.

Jessica: what are you guys doing tonight?

Amanda: I heard about some dangler party going on tonight.

Lindsey: I love dangler parties!

Natalie: let's bring some more guys to the dangler party!

by Skibunny12 April 6, 2015