DILF

Droid I'm Looking For - Star Wars

You're not the DILF. I'll look elsewhere.

by Practical Anarchist June 24, 2015

DILF

A DILF stands for Dad I’d like to Fuck.

Frank Grillo is a DILF

by Franksgirll October 8, 2018

The Daily Shiz

a real gangsta's newspaper. sometimes read by dolphin trainers or dolphinlab people at the drc.

"Never try to train the dolphins while reading The Daily Shiz"

by Bedspread June 11, 2006

Twice Daily

Twice Daily as in the amount of blow jobs you should receive from your significant other each day. Used when "Blow job"(or any of the more obvious synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.

Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!

by Shin Moses October 10, 2008

your Daily Donkey

When you get this big dick.

Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.

by Ya_Boy_Big_Nuts September 29, 2015

Period on this DILF

A more blunt expression for “Period”. Used instead of “Period”.

Friend: “Oh my god my mom is such a bitch!”

Other friend: “Period on this DILF!!!!”

by wendueieekie September 13, 2019

Daily

Dai·ly
Dālē

noun; informal
plural noun: dailys

A "daily" or "dailys" are photos or videos of one partner that are sent to the other partner, daily.

These photo's or videos consist of nudity, teasing ( including booty pics, dick pics, etc...)

Hey baby, I'm going to send you today's daily.

I'm going to go shower. I'll have your dailys ready for you by then.

by Coffee Gum May 7, 2018