Loodis croodis

Lorddd honey, I sure loves me some POPEYES chicken.

“Honey, don’t you just loves you some chickens from POPEYES”
“Loodis croodis honey! Of course I do know sayin!”

by Dr. Loodis mcFeedis September 1, 2019

Robert Croft

Emo cocksucker. He is also usually shit at COD and warframe

That Emo cocksucker Robert Croft is pretty shit at modern warfare, isn't he?

by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019

Robert Croft

The most amazing person you will ever meet, he is the most amazing person you will ever meet and also really funny. He’s the best person in the world and he will change your life for the better

Hey look at Robert Croft
Yeah he’s really amazing

by BrodyHasAYeeYeeHaircut November 20, 2019

Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.

Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009

Choof

An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.

Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.

Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."

by BeanoCook February 12, 2009

crooked strike

when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.

teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.

by Teryll &+ Charles August 10, 2007

Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010