Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”

Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket

by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019

Cricket

The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.

I can’t wait to cricket tonight

by Cricket804 December 29, 2019

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

pepper cricket

A term used to describe a little black dog that has abilities do you have feistiness and cuteness level is out of control but her mouth smells like pure shit all the time With a personality that does not match her size at all. Hence the pepper cricket is a pitbull at heart but really she’s a schnorkie

What’s that over there? Oh that that’s just pet pet the pepper cricket.

by Gates fan 29 August 5, 2019