carpet bombing

To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.

My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.

by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004

carpenters dream

flat as a board and never been screwed

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.

The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.

by joey1214 February 2, 2009

carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse

Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet

by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009

Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.

I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.

by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017

Carpet F-bomb

Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.

Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.

by Cheesy January 2, 2007

CRAPER

(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up.

That kid Brent is a craper. He went into the shower with those two girls who didn't even know him.

by Baby DEEck September 2, 2010