cable orgy

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined

I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!

by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

crabbed

To crab is to steal or take something that isn't yours or to 'pinch' it. People changed from using the verb to pinch, to use the word crab as this is the thing a beach crab would do.

John crabbed all of my lunch today. He's such a crab.

by fezza March 15, 2015

Cradle of Love

Well, rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easily, it's true
Well, rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easily, it's true
Well now
It burned like a ball on fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah, so go easy, yeah, ow!
'Cause love cuts a million ways
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on, shake it up
Whatever I do, rock!
Rock the cradle of love (woo!)
Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easily, it's true, ooh yeah
Sent from Heaven above, that's right
To rock the cradle of love
Yes the pages of love don't talk decently, it's true
Yeah, flesh for your Romeo
Ah yeah, baby
I hear you moan
It's easy, y'know how to please me, yeah (ow!)
'Cause love starts my rollin' train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on, shake it up
Whatever I do
Ha, ow, whoo!
These are the wages of love, of love

Rock the cradle of love (of love, of love)
These are the wages of love
Hm, yeah
Rock the cradle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ow!
Shake it, baby!
Ain't it little man!
Well it burned like a ball on fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah, good to know how to please you, yeah, ow!
Well my love starts a rollin' train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on, shake it up
Whatever I do, ow-ow-ow!
Rock the cradle of love, yeah
Rock the cradle of love, ooh
Sent from Heaven above
That's right
To rock the cradle of love, ow!
Rock the cradle of love
Yeah, cradle of love
That's me mama
I robbed the devil of love, alright
Cradle of love, ow!
If you tease me, tonight (rock the cradle of love)
Might just sleaze me, all right (cradle of love)
If you appeaze me tonight (rock the cradle of love)
And let me ease you (cradle of love) yeah!
Rock the cradle of love, yeah cradle of love, alright
Rock the cradle of love and soul, cradle of love, yeah, ow!

by Death Menace February 6, 2023

Convienantly Cradle

When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.

Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

Pub Crawler

Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.

"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"

by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013

Cowchair in the cradle

n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

cat's cradle

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020