Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 27, 2015

counter strike skins

Rip moms credit card.

Do u want counter strike skins?
Yeah, lemme just get me moms credit card,

by flipgod December 11, 2016

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

Cunted

To be treated like a fool or to be taken advantage of by someone.

Jim says: Gee Robert, I got ripped off by the people who sold me my new bike.
Robert says: Yeah, you got well cunted by them.
Jim says: Yeah..I got cunted for sure.

by Capt_Blueballs April 20, 2018

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.

- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.

by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017

counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.

“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”

by Magnificat December 11, 2017