Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020

Lettin' it cook

When an alert becomes active, it's left until it nears breaching an SLA. This gives the alert time to simmer and cook thoroughly. You may just find that the issue resolves itself ;)

" Lettin' it cook "

1: Should I log this alert that's just come in?
2: Nah the SLA is 1 hour so just let it cook.

by Protractervist June 10, 2023

devon cook

Devon cook is a very sweet and kind boy who would never hurts someone . He's really dreamy and would make the perfect boyfriend or best friend he will always try to cheer you up on you worst days he's the perfect guy to know

devon cook is the perfect guy to know .

by Gaffney hester June 1, 2021

Sam Cooke

Sam Cooke was a really good singer from the early 1950's to the early 1960's. Sam sang many classic 50's and 60's hits including: Bring It On Home To Me, Cupid, Chain Gang, Another Saturday Night, and many more amazing songs. Sadly, on December 11 of 1964, he was shot dead. He was shot in a Hacienda Motel in California by the then manager Bertha Franklin allegedly shot him in self defense. His last words were "Lady, you shot me!" according to Bertha. There is also a theory that his manager Allen Klein had a role in his killing, though there is no evidence supporting this theory. R.I.P king.

Man Sam Cooke's music is so damn good!

by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

Rob cook

A giant loud ginger who has no soul.

His mating call is ..... PASS THE KETCHUP

There's a rob cook walking down the street, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husbands.

by Anonymous chetwynd January 26, 2011

Chris Cook

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.

A Chris cook is what you need in your life.

by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021