conconsious

The state between being consussed and unconsious.

Matt hit his head really hard, I thinks he's conconsious

by backendofhorse February 2, 2009

Condolatulations

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.

Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"

by Marrio13 September 2, 2011

conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

Censorship

What Urban Dictionary has just done to my not overtly offensive past 3 definitions.

I need to use the word censorship in a sentence but I don't know how.
Can you believe they did not accept my definition for 'James' but they did for 'faggot'?
The reason: They are actually one and the same.

by AaajhsvbsjhvhgjvhSHGPrime Mini May 19, 2016

censorae

usually is a beautiful girl who is smart but mostly a goofball. all the boys will fall for her.

Person 1: "That girl is so pretty. What's her name?"
Person 2: "Censorae. She's litty."

by Theatre_Nerd_Singing_Geek June 18, 2017

Censorship

******* ****

Censorship is so ******* ******, it makes me want to **** ******* **** * *** *** **** * **** ** *** ***

by RealMrPerson June 19, 2017

condole

Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with

to condole with a friend whose father has died.

by Evie Richmand December 11, 2017