Comfactor

A mix between comfort and factor. Describes the comfort factor of your bed

EJ: Oi linguine, rate you bed on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the comfactor of your bed.
Linguine: My bed would have a comfactor of 28!
EJ: Oh wow! Linguine, your bed has a lot of comfactor :0

by That_guy761 May 23, 2023

Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night

Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.

by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

comeim

to turn the internal organs of another person to mush.

Hey bruh, did you see K-Dawg comeim that girl? Now she can't wear a belt and a tie on the same day or she'll turn into sausages!

by googlesecurityalert July 10, 2023

Comcide

The act of assisting or persuading a person into committing suicide. The ethics behind comcide vary widely between those using it in a medical field as opposed to those using comcide with evil intentions. Often times, this may occur when a person pressures someone else to kill them.

"That individual is comcidal and should not be trusted with means of unsupervised access to electronic communications."
"Suicide by cop could be considered a comcide."

by Corvus113 August 13, 2023

Combined ending

This uses multiple varying note lengths to make an ending instead of using OneNote to end it. It uses many notes from two to even eight. A common example is in one measure to use 2 8th notes ending with a quarter note on the tonic.

Combined endings have a lot of opportunity with them, which comes with creativity

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023

Combinate

Put that piece together. Must be Puerto Rican to use this slang.

He had a Gatorade and a cup of ice and he combinated that shit to make a cup of Gatorade w ice!

by Puerto Rican Mike August 24, 2023

COMFACB

Acronym for "Cream Of Mushroom Fat Ass Cellulite Bitch" - referring to a person whose name almost certainly starts with "A" and generally resembles a can of cream of mushroom soup that got sloppily dumped into a pair of shoes some time in the early 90's and has been continually rotting every since. Last name is almost certainly a type of breakfast protein. Said person only gets such grief based on physical appearance because their soul is dog shit and everything about them is ugly. (Despite having a relatively passable face I guess)

"Oh shit, COMFACB is calling, they must be out of drugs."

by Gods13thmouth August 27, 2023