columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

columbian eskimo by Torikattt July 28, 2020

combine harvester 

a man who shags everything he sees

Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester

combine harvester by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020

columbiana 

shume fort columbiana na na na

Yo Columbiana is a good song, tania.

columbiana by Ein x Tania December 23, 2020

Columbian steam train 

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

Columbian steam train by Boosty February 24, 2021

Combine officer-27 

a guy who likes terraria and gmod

combine officer-27 is a fucking cunt

Combine officer-27 by combine officer-27 March 4, 2021

Columbian Espresso 

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

Columbian Espresso by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021

columbian turkey 

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

columbian turkey by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021