When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
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