In a state of being pissed.
by Durango April 12, 2007
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"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"
by JR July 4, 2005
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The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.
Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.
by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008
Get the Cooking the Beef Cheeks mug.The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.
Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'
Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'
Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'
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A guy has a tiny cork put into his penis hole, and this causes it to strethc. They put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his penis into the first man's penis hole.
A guy has a tiny cork put into his penis hole, and this causes it to strethc. They put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his penis into the first man's penis hole.
by Meteorain July 16, 2006
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Much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. It gives you the unfair advantage in competition, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to 'relive the glory days'.
Much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. It gives you the unfair advantage in competition, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to 'relive the glory days'.
1. Connie: "So last night, me and James were going to make love, when I found out he's been corking it."
by SM_905 July 15, 2009
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