whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
by Whatchucluthingfor? January 09, 2023
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clutch spartan7

(adj.) A young cocky player with a furious attitude
"Wow, you're so clutch spartan7. Calm down and go train".
by clutch spartan7 March 07, 2016
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clutch ass move

"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."
by the hornet76 January 04, 2021
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country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.
by OminousGuy72 January 06, 2016
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Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing
"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."
by TheTiger1889 February 16, 2021
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pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.
Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"
by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020
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clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
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