chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008

Mega chubs

the fattest boi alive

"hey look it's max S. he must be a mega chubs"

by heruipvwcjo[ October 14, 2020

chub

something that is illegal but cool or enjoyable.

It was really chub when we ran away from the cops.

by novacasa November 24, 2016

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Chub

A chub is the state of a man's penis when it is halfway between flaccid and fully erect.

Me: Man, I was laying on the beach yesterday and this gay guy checking me out had a chub in his Speedo. The bulge was obvious.
Friend:What did you do?
Me: Not much I started getting a chub too so I rolled over onto my stomach to hide it.

by mecbranleur December 17, 2025

Chubs

He is ACTUALLY the best gorilla tag player of his time. He rocks any and all hats. His skills are branching and scaling trees.

Oh god it’s Chubs.

Run. It’s Chubs.

by ChubsVR February 24, 2022

chub

biden

biden is a chub

by wutwutwutwutwutwut September 25, 2021