Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
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