Carrot Face

Someone who has eaten so many carrots that their skin has turned slightly orange.

Because of my vegetarianism, I like to eat loads of veggies and carrots, so I am a Carrot Face.

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 11, 2009

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner

"Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"

by harmons mom March 3, 2008

carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.

by mountain woman February 15, 2004

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017

carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.

Carrot day is now next Tuesday.

by Gene M April 30, 2008

chase the carrot

ti masterbate with chettos

by Anonymous October 28, 2003