Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

Captain Bubbles

Undefinable.

Captain Bubbles is far too awesome to be described using the words of mere mortals.

by ByThePowerOfGreySkull September 27, 2009

captain morgan

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.

by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005

Grenade Captain

The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.

It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?

We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

captain cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 13, 2008

Captain Howdy

Linda Blair's imaginary friend in the Exorcist.

Howard Dean(How_De)- A fool who fucked up Vermont.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Captain Obvious

Something that you refer to somebody as after they have stated an obvious fact; the captain of obvious. can be used in contexts as...
1. "Thank you captain obvious."
2. "Captain obvious strikes again!"
3. "thanks for the imput, captain obvious"

1-"Check out the sky"
2-"yea...it's blue"
1-"Thank you captain obvious"

by that guy..................,... March 14, 2010