mad dog

1. (noun) A person willing to perform oral sex on a woman during her period.
He is a horny mad dog.
by joedildo November 04, 2005
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captain midnight

Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)
He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.
by joedildo November 04, 2005
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