Canoe

When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.

She bent my dick while canoeing me last night

by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019

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when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.

man this joint is canoeing!

by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025

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Ethiopian Canoe

A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.

Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.

by Pudd of Rudd June 21, 2025

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Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025

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Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

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Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.

Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.

by Sassenach March 14, 2025

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