Child of Jesus

A person who denies being a Child of God

I am a Child of Jesus

by TheCrazyLeg May 15, 2018

Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.

Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then

by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009

child's ren

Random living objects belonging to children who have died within the last six months.

The mother was shocked as several tons of child's ren flew out of the room after the funeral.

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

child birth

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018

child support agency

an organisation set up in britain to collect child support payments. despite having billions of pounds spent on it, it has failed miserably in its attempts to get money from absent parents to pay for the upkeep of their children. So odd given that the Tax Office never never never fails to take tax out of people's salaries.

the Child Support Agency has been one of the Tories' most succesful projects in that it has pumped billions of pounds of taxpayers' money into the hands of a private company and simultaneous left single mothers worse off and therefore we , New Labour, have a moral duty to force them into low-paid McJobs

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Child Grooming

To groom a child

im child grooming my son right now

by Kishakiss October 10, 2018

Child of Jesus

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.

“Wanna go back to my place?”

“Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”

by Yesyesyeysyeysys June 4, 2018