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a total d-bag constantly doing dumb inappropriate things they are usually a male with an attention slut problem they think very highly of themselves and want to do anything that walks
girl#1:can u belive that guy?
girl#2:no, he was such an idiot he was hitting on every girl there.
girl#1:ya he sure thought he was hot shit.
girl#2:god, what a braeden!
braeden by Brae hater June 23, 2010
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Braden Jones 

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.
"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"
Braden Jones by William Cash March 23, 2009
Bradney is that guy. He constantly steals your girls and can bench crazy amounts. He drives a Porsche and makes your car look like shit. He wears shirts with the collars up and constantly flexes. No matter what, you can never stop him from stealing your girl.
Guy 1: “Yo, who’s that driving over here in the Porsche
Guy 2: “Shit, that’s Bradney, he gonna take my girl and I can’t help it”
A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.
Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden
braden by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019
a boy who is very dumb sometimes and finds random pebbles in his room and throws them at his phone and breaks it
“NOOO! I just cracked my phone with this rock! Why is there a rock in my room?!?”
“Oh, he’s a Braeden for sure!!”
Braeden by firestarterhaley November 23, 2019

Bandeclay 

How people from south portion of Brazil, especially from Curitiba calls snacks. Other brazilians say "salgado".
How much for that bandeclay?
Bandeclay by Fã do Jão September 24, 2021

branden's dick 

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.
Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!
branden's dick by GIIQ October 25, 2010