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Kashi Bomb

The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.

Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."

Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.

Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
by punchodex July 17, 2012
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Ur-bombed

when you come up with a word on Urban Dictionary that is pure genius, that you know will be featured on the main page, and when you send it in they don't reject it and it isn't published
dude 1: when is your word up on Urban Dictionary?
dude 2: It won't be, I've been Ur-bombed.
by ~Sillanpää~ February 20, 2009
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Poop Bomb

A Poop Bomb is a giant weapon of ass destruction. Most commonly expelled from the anus in a short 3 second burst, with only minor warnings of flatulence and crippling gas cramps.
Angela gagged as she dropped a poop bomb in the toilet, creating an explosion of liquid shit and splattering watery chunks across everything in sight.
by The Flirtatious Flamingo February 25, 2018
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squee bomb

When someone's excitement level has built to the point they explode with loud squeals of joy.
Man, I know he was waiting for the new season of "Lost" but did he have to turn into such a squee bomb when it aired last night?
by mattydean January 29, 2009
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Internet bombing

A common phenomenon or trend on the internet where a large number of users (also involving alt accounts) have a sudden change to make huge amount of content. Common types of internet bombing include Review bombing, Subscriber bombing, Remix-bombing, Comment bombing, Retweet bombing, and Like bombing.
"There have been multiple cases of internet bombing i've ever seen on my life." - Windows Vista
by Ryan900USAYT March 11, 2022
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Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.
Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!
by KiT April 23, 2015
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Christmas Bomb

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.
Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.
by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009
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