by Kala April 30, 2004
Get the blondes mug.Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.
My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.
by bobco August 3, 2008
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by The Bandit May 10, 2008
Get the titturd 5: blondes revenge mug.a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
by please-dont-get-pissed-nevermind-go-ahead-you-ugly-girl June 13, 2006
Get the ugly blonde mug.Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005
Get the blonde moment mug.by coops4life August 30, 2007
Get the blonde mug.Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.
by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014
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