cunt block

basically its when a girl is dying to get with a dude and her dumbass bitch of a friend comes up and tells the dude to watch out cause she has the HIV (insert STD here).

"Man Johnny was looking good last night and then bitch ass Sara Ann comes up and tells him that I am great in bed but to watch out for my anal warts. That bitch just cunt blocked me."

by M. Sullivan January 26, 2008

Crock block

When your room mate turns off your slow cooker.

Oh my god, last night I was totally cooking some outrageous chili and my room mate totally crock blocked me.

by octolovins August 21, 2009

opp block

Your opposition estate or (ends)

yo G beg we go lurk on that opp block

by yungG24S July 25, 2017

Mock-Block

V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.

You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.

by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009

cock block master

a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking

Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight

by blaze bro 22 April 8, 2011

Clock Block

When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.

I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.

by redcard101 March 14, 2012

fuck yo block

When someone is on your block and they want to screw you and your crew up and you cannot stand them or where they live, you tell them to go FUCK YO BLOCK NIGA!

" you think yer hot shit er somethin? wanna fight?"
" man niga FUCK YO BLOCK!"
With the hand movements bending your knees and waveing your right hand up and down fast.

by Koukla_Babe December 19, 2008