A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 07, 2011
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by Lewi the fly February 23, 2019
Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).
This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.
by Enchilada Weiner December 03, 2020
A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!
by Dapper Dagorhirim May 08, 2015
When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 04, 2021