attire blinder

a type of clothing that draws and blinds the human eye such as lime green pants or hot pink shirts

o fuck mike, turnaround. What is she wearing? Fuck, an attire blinder, now i cant drive today

by Silencer 916 January 31, 2009

Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.

I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick

by feji August 21, 2010

African blender

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.

Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!

by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017

Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.

He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

by Ajmontana May 28, 2019

Blender girl

A girl who curls her hair into ringlets and perfect spirals, then brushes them out, and teases her hair, so that it has the illusion of going through a blender. A blender girl is usually refereed to as a "sceney" or someone trying to be scene. They also are usually disrespectful to their peers, and equals.

Wow, that girl's hair is so messed, she must be a blender girl.

by Jujubeemarie December 29, 2010

Blanker

Someone make or female who you love so much but they will never quite know to what extent.
They are perfect to you in every way even though they always deny anything on that subject and nobody else sees them the way you do

You don't understand yourself why you love them so much but the urge inside of you just makes you want them so bad
Neither one of you knows why you are like this but you just are and it won't change.
Like a flawless crush but stronger
The blanker is oblivious to all of the above

Bro: I wish she knew how I feel dude wtf is she stupid
Yo: dude she just a blanker she'll know one day

by Regnirts August 9, 2015

Gazzy-bladder

relating to someone who cannot drink more than a mouthful of beer before rushing off to evacuate their bladders

He's got a real gazzy-bladder. That's the third piss he's had in ten minutes

by Tom B April 20, 2003