Bong Slap

v. To hit somebody with a bong.

Mario would not shut up so Michael threatened to bong slap him.

by magikoopa May 26, 2009

bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.

"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"

by bruno6 July 9, 2009

bong bay

The most accurate description of Long Bay College

Person A: Where does Kate go?
Person B: Bong Bay. She's pretty chill.

by poopenis September 20, 2013

Bong lip

After taking a spinner cone or mole bowl (weed and tobacco), the smokers lips are coated with brown to black tar that will stain clothes or anything you wipe it off on.

I wiped my lips after that mole and the bong lip is gnarly, stained my hand black.

by Bryanosiris November 9, 2015

On bong

On bong is basically a substitution word for On god, on moms and stuff like that.

Person 1: Dude my mom just died
Person 2: On bong?
Person 1: Sadly on bong.

by 10kThingz October 18, 2020

play jolly bong

1. to drink alcohol till you get drunk.
2. to party and get wild.

-Hey bro. Did you wanna play jolly bong tonight?

Wtf man. I have work tomorrow! You're an asshole. I wanna play jolly bong tomorrow night.

-So when you and natasha played jolly bong, did you guys get frisky?

- Come out and play jolly bong with us tonight!

by abskee August 22, 2011

Black Hole Bong

A Black Hole Bong is when you mix a Time Bomb with a Gravity Bong. It is the merger of stoner space and time. The act of ripping a Black Hole is called "entering the event horizon" and it will get you interstellarly blazed.

Alright boys, let's rip this Black Hole Bong. I'm ready to enter the event horizon!

by willy_j1997 November 29, 2019