bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

bite the green weeny

To die.

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.

by jcoffland May 10, 2010

i bite my thumb at thee!

The grammatically correct way that Shakespeare would say "I bite my thumb at thou!" since everything has to be grammatically correct...
(An insult used in Shakespeare)

I bite my thumb at thee!

by Magicfruitcake December 4, 2016

cock bite

Mysterious little bruises that appear on a women's arms and legs after a night of good fucking.

Dude, check out this cock bite on my wrist! I don't know what the fuck happened.

by Kris H September 19, 2008

snake bite kit

Good ol' Kentucky bourban. When you feel like the snake has bit (tension), you reach for a flask (kit) and take a sip.

Dude #1: Man, the snake's been biting hard today. I need my snake bite kit.

Dude #1 (continued): Reaches for flask, unscrews cap and take a nice swig.

Dude #1 (continued further): Ahhhhhh! Yeah...

by Michael-H April 22, 2006

sock bite

When tight fitting socks start to hurt and leave pressure marks around the lower legs,this is referred to as "sock bite".Gym socks that hurt because the elastic part has started to squeeze into the skin.

Avoid wearing socks that are too tightly fitting and you will not get "sock bite".or "Dude these socks are way too tight,You don't suppose they caused "sock bite"?

by King Koopsta December 27, 2006

bite that bird

to suck a dick.

John: Ay Jessica, Will want's me to tell you to bite that bird.


Jessica: Tell Will i said i will bite that bird after school.


John: Okay I will.

by Don't Know How To Put This January 15, 2009