air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

by CyberDruid February 11, 2006

Skittle Biscuits

When a bitch is suckin' your dick and you slap her in the face with a pack of skittles.

Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"

by KRZ311 May 20, 2016

sweet biscuit

Girl you'd like to get with.

I need a "sweet biscuit" to put on my platter,
I got a whole lotta gravy but,
no place to splatter.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

dank biscuit

high grade marijuana; stinky, stanky, potent bud. haze, kush, NOT regs or arizona. weed that gets you really high and smells amazing. bud with hairs, or crystals.. or both. mmmmmm.

Dana: "Hey dude, I got them dank biscuits.. You should come over and indulge with me."
Anna: "Ohhh shitttt, my dawg! I'm on my way!"

"I bought this shit the other day bro.. two words : DANK BISCUITS!"

by xloudwhispersx October 19, 2009

funky biscuit

A beat or bass line that rocks the membranes of your brain and brings about a feeling of hedonism and ecstasy and puts a smile on your face

"Holy Fuckin' shit that is 1 funky biscuit!"

by jimithy2010 March 13, 2010

fur biscuit

Fur biscuits are the clumped up seman and pube cakes from not showering after sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon: "yo Nick why you keep diggin at your nuts? " Nick: "Damn Brandon I thought I told you, I was at that bitches last night gettin some. I didn't shower so now I have these damn fur biscuits."

by F4tBoYsL1m September 3, 2010

Arse Biscuits

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.

Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007