AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Sender Bender

Early morning fishing with the boys, Sender stands for shiners, and bender for bobbers. This combination makes Shiners and Bobbers, AKA Sender Bender.

Aye Brandon you wanna go for a sender bender Saturday Morning?

by MilfSlayer1000 December 18, 2020

Bender

An alcoholic bending unit

Fry''bender help please"

by Omegawolf666 December 21, 2020

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021

Bryar Bender

Popular tiktoker who is constantly making jokes about the dream smp and being gay. Everyone on their TikTok simps for his dad because the dad likes jschlatt

Did you see that Bryar bender posted a new TikTok with his dad

Omg yes he’s a dilf

by Saly instagram July 31, 2021

Bender

The act of being the opposite to straight.

Aka: loving the same gender as your gender

“Sam from down the road is the biggest bender I have ever seen”

by Shhhh u nerd July 11, 2021

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011