benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

by I’m really funny December 29, 2017

bender

Noun: One who bends at the ankles while skating.

Look at that kid I just deked out. He's such a bender!

by Bdizzle007 December 4, 2010

sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina

1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender

by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017

Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018

Fender Bender

A sexual position, where the man sits backwards on a woman's face and receives analingus, while simultaneously he 'titty fucks' her breasts.

Also known as the 'Reverse titty fuck' or 'Rusty titty fuck'

Your mom gave me a fender bender last night. or Your mom and I got into a fender bender last night

by Sutts00 October 13, 2014

pin bender

Gay men slamming their dicks together hard enough causing one to bend. Thus creating a winner in the game of gay chicken

Lance is the ultimate pin bender.

by wordsmithCCC February 21, 2015

Bender

When people want to call others gay but want a ‘cool’ way of saying it.

Ben, your a bender

by Illosionman112 June 26, 2019