Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Doo Doo Batter

Slang for shit or poop.

My ass is filled with Doo Doo Batter

by KaseyWN June 17, 2018

Battering Ram

When a guy (or woman with a dildo) does a girl when her tampon is still in her vagina.

"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."

by Joe Guy June 3, 2003

Battery

Collective noun for more than one Prius. (example of collective noun: a murder of crows, a pod of whales).

1. After we got our second Prius, we had a battery of Prius' in the garage.
2. In Santa Cruz, you often see a battery of Prius' downtown.

by DanGarPrius May 23, 2009

Batter Bakin

Doing something easily.

How was that test?
I was batter bakin on that bro.

by FLEXIN STRAIGHT LONG N HARD December 17, 2010

cake batter

Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.

Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.

One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021