Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
by Fatty Bubbles July 19, 2009
That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!
by rudi October 29, 2006
A girl who has two kids by two different guys (who aren't around) and then latches on to an unexpecting, sexually inexperienced guy in hopes of spitting out child number three!
by The Stonewall October 30, 2015
by Light Joker November 16, 2004
A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny December 31, 2011
by leetleetleeet October 13, 2008
He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!
by dovepeach January 31, 2011