That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!
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Get the Goat Bastard mug.A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
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