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The Balled Bald System

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.
You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled
by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022
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bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.
I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.
by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015
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Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
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bald dora

the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
by bald dora March 5, 2021
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Bald

When you're acting like the guy who stole The Rocks shiny head (creatue)
You are being bald
by FlameChy May 21, 2022
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Council Of Balds

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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