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bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐
Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH
by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020
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Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.
by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021
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bald water

When you're BALD.
lmao ur so BALD WATER. go get some hair, trash L.
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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bald ass honkey

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!
by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
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