micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.

Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

Bald

Another word used for knocking someone sick (angin) (cringy)

Dude stop doing that you’re knocking me bald

by Baldnute February 12, 2019

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018

Baldness

What max is and has.

Usually means no hair and is a comical joke.

Me: max stop being so bald.
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness

by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a Clementine and is very funny she’s very very bald and she’s looks like a potato

Nanana bald Hillary

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020