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bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
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Baclet

That's a nice baclet you got there!!
by Insanegaming1031 June 4, 2015
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bacne

Acne on one's back
As a teenager, George Clooney always wore swim-shirts because he had bacne, although we all know his face has always been perfect.
by Elfiepie January 12, 2016
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bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.
P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.
by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016
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bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."
by Marauder12 July 9, 2016
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Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.
Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.
by D. Goode August 2, 2016
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bacne

you have bacne
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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