ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"

"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Ass Haller

Someone who halls ass.

Bob Barker is sure an ass haller!

by Freshboi87 October 29, 2018

Cool ass

A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool

*Lebron dunks on someone *

OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK

by BZ4 🤐 July 23, 2019

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy November 14, 2011

Ass Lightning

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.

Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.

by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016